Wednesday, October 22, 2008

What's the big hurry?

"You can start voting today, so I want everybody after this rally to go vote," the Democratic presidential nominee exhorted a crowd at the New York Yankees' spring-training park here. Referring to past voting debacles in the state, he said: "You don't know what's going to happen Nov. 4." -- Barry Obama

Translation: "Hurry up and vote, otherwise you might accidentally learn more about me".

I wouldn't worry about that, Barry. The networks are doing their best to keep the truth about you under wraps. It shouldn't matter that much. Besides, Florida doesn't count the absentee ballots the same way. Remember all the military ballots that were intentionally shelved in 2000 to make it look like the race was close?

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